Absurd Moment

Oke, this is my first posting use english. And I think it will being english area. Haha I think I am too impose my self. Sorry if my grammar so bad and not according to the rules. I am sharing a little bit of me now. I just through something who happened to me. Do you know what? Actually I feel It's not very important but We can take a lesson from my absurd experience =)) Okay to shorten the time, because I know if I many "bla...bla...bla.." u will boring to reading this post, and I hate too because u will more knowing about my FALSE grammer. 

Let's tell me about that When I finished uploading my Displas Picture in Blackberry Messanger there is someone who chat me. He start to telling about,

Mr. Absurd : "Hi, I forget, how grade are you now?" 

Me              : I feel wonder what's wrong with him, because in the past time he ever told me and his respons so grumpy. Directly, I conclude He is an arogant.. I told and replied his message " I'm 3rd grade now, what happened? there's anything wrong to me? 

Mr. Absurd : He asked unimportant things like where's my place? how grade I am, how size my shoes hahaha lol. He told too much unneccesary things and I usually hear this habit popular name is "modus" 

Me : I just thinking again and again, and he got issue about romantic words, praise, and repetedly "your beauty like your kinda behavior, you are beauty and you appropriate to get it.. you can guess how my feeling? That's right, I am so like flying in the sky, lying in his embrancess. there is a quotes "Female will faster melt when touched and praised.." He give me one thousand sweet attention..I feel so ahhhh the fact saying I never feel this moment for three years! Oh kinda boy you are too fast to touchced my heart lol =D and this is my lack! I am very early to  love and believin' someone, Poor you.. I am hated being my self  =(
And then suddenly he asked me about.. emm "do you have boy friend?" O My God! I am stuck for a moment. Actually just a moment I forgot my boyfriend..Like "iyuh" if I must remember him. GOD! why did you let me forget it for a short moment? 

Me              : I answered her question with a joke, "I don't have a boyfriend for now.
                     Because I am a 3rd grade and I just looking for my future, and did you know? so I have
                     relationship with book.."

Mr. Absurd  : "Romantic girl's... I want being your book =)"

Me               : "aaah I think this is a very "crunchy" sentences, but because you've been know about
                      my lack (fuck yeahhh!! I hated being my self) ah sh**t again and again my heart was touched.
                      I am asking back to him, "and you, do you have girlfriend? or getting them when you
                      hunting in mall? and once again I must BOLD this sentence, I never response his question
                      if He disccus about my BF"

Mr. Absurd  : "I don't have a girlfriend anymore, yes I am single. I guess you're absolutely believin' me "

Me              : "ha-ha-ha  do you think I wanna believin in you? poor you.. last time, when the first time you
                      offering introduce to me you are so well and kind but when the last i get
                      chatting with you, your response instead so unpleasant to me you act like a grumpy boy..
                      I am be afraid, I am getting ideas and conclude your girlfriend whose replied
                      your message to me.
                      Before your cruel girlfriend scratch, killed, and eaten me, I will run away so far from this
                      planet.. haha. That's why I decide to just READ and don't replied your text.."

Mr. Absurd  : "No... that is me! I was replied your text.."

Me              : "Really? I think you lied. Because last time even you used Display Picture with a girl who
                      playing ice skatting beside you... I think you're so nearest with her, right?"

Mr. Absurd : " Ah, you have too much imajination.. LOL XD once again I make sure that's I DON'T HAVE
                       A GIRL FRIEND NOW.. Okay sayang?"

Me             : "What's you call me sayang? Hei, who are you? Why you so nice to me? You act so different"

Mr. Absurd : " Take it easily..  Haha it doesn't matter! It's normally for gorgeous girl like you, you deserve it"

Me             : "huhu It's gombal sentence which I often read at Joke Book! you are addict with this book?

Mr. Absurd : "So you don't like if I gombal to you?.. you want a realistic? Let us realize =D will you being
                      my GF? "
 (what's! for a second time I come back with stuck  momment. I'm struggling with my feel, my angle say: "you must honest about this, tell him about the actual state" but in other side my devil influence me: "no no
don't take it hard, it just for having fun for you..don't fair to him, you will feel cozy with him.." OMG! finally
honestly I said that I've been BF naaaaw! I am telling how about my BF, since when He dissapointed me
and that is the reason which make me act like this yoooo..

Me             : " bla..bla..bla...for a long time, I will finished our text because emm I've date planning with my 
                     boy LOL >,< How naughty I am. I won't take a bigger risk so I am honestly saying to him that
                     I'll dating with my boyfriend, yeah I've a boyfriend. He's very shocked to hear that, He's
                     accused me even I lied. I defen my self " I never answered your question about my BF, I just
                     answered with joke, so you can't judme like this.. now please you don't text me later, because
                     my BF so cruel.. ha-ha"

Mr. Absurd : "Okay I am effort understanding you! but...emmm actually how about our relation now?"

Me             : "waw, my adrenallin jumping highly and I am fear  I'll  fall hard if I must accept reality =(